Jun 17, 2012

This Means War...although, it could also mean Highly Unlikely.

I have two major problems, aside from a hundred minor ones, with this movie:

1. Two hot CIA guys, best friends, fighting over Reese Witherspoon.
Reese the Chin Witherspoon.
R.E.E.S.E.
Totally plausable.

2. You might consider this a spoiler but......she DOES NOT choose Tom Hardy.
Come on! How could you not?! Tom the Hots Hardy! Are you kidding me?!

Anyhow, Chelsea Handler as Reese's best friend is above irritating, that's a completely new level that she's managed to garner trying to be an actress. Come to think of it, she does not differ much from Reese so there you have it. An absolutely insignificant movie, mimicking Mr and Mrs Smith vibe that manages to be even worse (is it possible?!) than the original.

Too bad for Hardy, I thought he knew better...but, still, I have a feeling he'll recompense for this one as Bane. Fingers crossed.

5 out of 10.