Dec 8, 2011

Immortals are semi-immortal.

Once you erase all memory of Greek mythology and enter the realm of Henry Cavill’s supreme abs, you might like what you find (and see). However, if you decide to forget that this is Hollywood where nothing is sacred and go into it looking for legit legends and gods, you will be sorely disappointed.

Even though I used to read about Theseus and Heracles and the lot when I was a kid, I hold no grudges towards the industry in trying to spin this movie's story towards its very own personal goals that often include prequels and sequels. Having in mind that the gorgeousness of Henry Cavill will shine soon in Superman, there is really no need for him to encore his role in The Immortals 2 (even though he probably will).

Visual effects and 3D do here what they’re supposed to do and the plot/dialogues/characters are not too shabby, afterall. When I remember Thor's script, this one comes out as a literary wonder. And watching a disfigured Mickey Rourke as King Hyperion is a way better experience compared to the Iron Man 2 fiasco (note: this review uses Marvel too often on purpose). Basically, you’ve got it all here: hero, love interest (Freida Pinto), enemy, gods, good, evil, revenge, retribution, death, CGI, semi-nakedness……oh, yeah, and you know what else gets thrown into all of this? Stephen Dorff.

All in all, it was an enjoyable experience. 7 out of 10.