Aug 27, 2011

2in1: Bad Teacher and Friends with Benefits


So... Two days, two movies, both featuring Justin Timberlake, IQ decreased exponentially.

Since I have no particular wish to torture myself reminiscing, I'll keep it simple. Better yet, I'll do this shit bulleted. Anyway, Bad Teacher is up first:
  • Cameron Diaz. Can't act, ugly as fuck, annoying up the fucking wazoo.
  • No traces of quality humor whatsoever.
  • Retarded script.
  • Boring.
  • Justin Timberlake.

That about sums it up. Now, what about Friends with Benefits:
  • Lame ass story seen five times already this year.
  • Ridiculous and annoying scene transitions, as well as the unexplainable pace.
  • Two jokes made me laugh. Or is it one and a half?
  • Pointless.
  • Justin Timberlake.
There you have it. Glad I'm through with those.

P.S. My girlfriend made me watch 'em.