@Deathstroke - so, how many Natalie Portman movies can one person of reasonable intelligence stand per year? First 40 minutes of 1.We had at least 4 this year (end of 2010 until now) - one would presume that she was quite productive. Or in need of cash. Or a workaholic. Whatever her personal goals in life were/are, the rest of the population should not be harassed by them.
I could have let this one go but S&M is hard to resist: I knew it would be a stupid, pointless, irritating movie that would probably get a 5 but even my expectations have proved to be seriously played down.
Do not, under any circumstances, watch this one. Even if you're stoned, even if you're drunk, even if you're so fucking bored that you can't stand it. Play a game, read a book. Do. Not. Touch. This. Pile. Of. Shit.
Also, they all speak using the British accent. There you have it. And if that is not bad enough, James Franco's in it. And Danny McBride. Zoey Deschanel, alas, is probably regretting this as we speak.
Neither of the mentioned should EVER be paired again or, come to think of it, be in any other movie for the rest of their lives.
Seeing how that's highely unlikely (looking at you, Jewish Hollywood lobby) I will just have to resist my self-destructive urges and ban them from my life.
2 out of 10.
