Mar 12, 2012

One for the Money is the perfect weapon of mass destruction.

Warning: this movie can seriously damage your health due to radioactive exposure to Katherine Heigl’s faked New Jersey accent, retarded plot and no interest in logic whatsoever. If you thought that Grey’s Anathomy was a moronic show, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

This is not a movie you can take your girlfriend to and expect sex afterwards – the effect it has will make her celibate for life. This movie serves no purpose and should you download it and watch out of curiosity (for what movie can possibly be this bad, right?), you might have just as well lobotomized yourself permanently.

Ranking? It does not exist, the minus factor is so high that it can’t possibly be counted.

Genre? I’d say horror.