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Sep 12, 2012

The Expendables 2 - expendable, but fun.

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Barely any dialogues, mindless action and too much emphasis on shock value/surprise cameos would, in regards to any other movie, warrant my ...
Aug 1, 2012

The Dark Knight has magnificently Risen.

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First things first, let's get something straight here. I'm a big Batman fan - yet am a bigger fan of Bale and Hardy. In my movie bib...
Jul 30, 2012

Safe House is not safe and highly forgettable.

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Here's a review for you: I have seen it weeks ago and completely forgot about it. Should I expand on this? To all of you out there rea...
Jul 4, 2012

Dark Shadows should be left in the dark.

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Not to be a prude, and a bitch at the same time (I'm usually saving it for later on in the reviews), but here's a short retrospectiv...

21 Jump Street - jump towards it.

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The original series was way, way before my time and judging by Youtube clips, it was the '80's standard catapulting Depp into stardo...
Jun 18, 2012

Man on a Ledge presents: Genesis Rodriguez's boobs.

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Here's what you need to know: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SjOPsX1Z0j4/T7q5ALB1rkI/AAAAAAAA5XI/QGd_-rRHz00/s1600/101003860_zorg_14056_Gene...

The Woman in Black almost bores you to death.

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I mean...I don't....I'm speechless. What the fuck was this?! It was being presented as a horror-thriller, something that Daniel Ra...

Young Adult disappoints.

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Written by Diablo Cody (whose previous literary engagements include Juno and Jennifer's Body). Directed by Jason Reitman (Juno and Up i...
Jun 17, 2012

This Means War...although, it could also mean Highly Unlikely.

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I have two major problems, aside from a hundred minor ones, with this movie: 1. Two hot CIA guys, best friends, fighting over Reese Wither...

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - porn quality.

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So.........ummmm..........yeah. Define bad and than add some. This is standard practice for Nicolas Cage now, of course, but seeing Idris El...

Wrath of the Titans - whatever.

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Well, hello there, friends and foes! I have been awoken from my self-induced blog-writing abstinence by a fellow reader, criticizing us for ...
May 6, 2012

The Avengers - Marvel's praised child of glorious continuity.

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Right, so I went to see this not expecting anything. I am pleased and aggravated to say that it delivered greatly, but at the same time, ...